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Compiled by: LotR Scrapbook

"Is he turning into the Grinch?" - a woman as Smeagol transforms into Gollum
"Who is Gondor, again?" - A girl, when Gandalf says to Pippin, "You have entered in the realm of Gondor"
"Is that a helicopter landing pad?" - a woman when the courtyard of Minas Tirith is shown
"Become who you were born to be, Mr. Aragorn." - a guy in his "Agent Smith" voice
"Yea, Merry's gonna get some!" - a guy when Eowyn picks up Merry and says, "Ride with me!"
"Bet she wishes she'd stayed at home and done the ironing now." - a man to his wife when there's a close-up of Éowyn's terrified face before the charge at Pelennor
"Hey, that's not supposed to happen." - a man when Frodo tells Sam to go home
"Hit him again... the lying $&$%&^%&%." - a guy after Sam discovers the lembas and attacks Gollum
"Tell your sister, you were right about me!" - a man after Eowyn says she must save Theoden and he replies, "You already did."
"Oh he is so dead! Dad, is he dead? Hey he can't die." - a kid when Frodo is stung by Shelob
"Um... Duh." - a girl when the folk are discussing how to draw Sauron's eye from Frodo, and Legolas says, "A diversion."
"And it was all a dream! hahahahaha!" - a guy when Frodo wakes up at the end of ROTK
"Why is no one hugging Sam? They haven't seen him for a while either!" - a girl when the fellowship reunites
"Get a room!" - a guy when Aragorn kisses Arwen
"OOOOHH YEAH!" - a guy when Frodo shows Sam the book and says, "There's still room left for a little more."
"Sam punched those kids out pretty quickly..." - a guy
"I thought that would never end. Did it actually end? In fact, I think I'm still watching it." - a woman after ROTK
"Why didn't Frodo get to be King? That made me mad." - a young girl to her friend

- compiled by Celedor

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