Hatemail Or Outpourings of love from Eragonites, keeping you on your toes since 2002.
(Warning: Some language may be unsuitable for children)
Note: "Reply" means it was actually sent. "Response" means no contact was provided, and I can only react here.
From Hyena You are SOOO wrong. Go onto shurtugal.com and read the therories there. Even though they might not be 100% true, they are so much better than your ideas are. For your information, they have the best theories that I have seen on the web, and one of them says that Brom is Eragon's father. And it is absolutely true and obviously, if you were smart enough to read Eragon and Eldest, you can tell. The people there are 100x your worth. Just wait and see.
And, FYI, Christopher Paollini was 15 when he wrote Eragon. When you were 15, you were probably still peeing in your pants.
AAAAAND, you are a deedeedee, if you know what that means. Go to youtube and search what it means, if you even know how to use a computer.
Cheerio, that's all for now!
Reply Hi Hyena!
For your information, I am sixteen right now and I have written five novels to date. I'm really glad to hear from you, because it reaffirms the fact that most Eragon fans are immature twats. I've heard so many theories on Eragon, it's ridiculous, and yes, I have heard that Brom is Eragon's father. All I can say is that Selena must have been one serious slut to have given birth to up to three children with three different fathers (if you also follow the Nasuada train of thought), and I have reservations about CP filthying up his lovely happy characters, so I tend to disagree, but of course I am not an Eragon god like shurtugal.com, so what do I know.
--Anna T.
From Hyena Hi Anna
I REALLY don't follow the Nasuada train of thought, but i just wanted to ask you something. If you could, can you send me a chapter or two of your novels? i work at a publishing company and love to read novels that people try to get published. i won't make fun of it, i swear. And that i finally accept that you hate eragon. so please?
Reply No thanks. I appreciate your interest, but I'm choosing to decline.
Best of luck.
--Anna T.
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From your mumma you guys are FUCKHEADS and losers you spend your time makeing a website about a book. lol give it a rest i'd like to see you write a book when you're 15
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From -No Name Provided- I think the only thing going for your site is.....um now that I think about it, nothing.You should probably tell us that you quit on this site.Or you should have someone tell us if you died because we haven't heard a word from you since over two monthes ago.I think it would be safe to say, you basically suck as a webmiss. And I am sorry if you have reason to not be here.
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From Malentis Do you even know who CR's influences are? Tolkien, Lukas, and other fantasy writers. He is pulling together pieces of each part and making one trilogy with all different parts. I don't care if fucking newsweek or some other review says it sucks, it was a good try at an even better book. I would back that forever fuckers.
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From Tough Customer You are so full of shit. You realize that almost every fantasy book made to this day is based in some way shape or form off of LOTR? Sure the movie sucked, I will admit it, but, pardon the over use, I would like you to write a book at age 15. When it comes out, let me know.
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From Aryagirl1 this is the stupidest site i ever saw! eragon is an awesome book. why don't try and write a bestselling book when your 15! obviously some people (a lot actually) love this book if it made it to the bestseller list (new york times at that!) just go on to some eragon lover site. There could be 200 people on at a time! this isn't a very nice site anyway. Chris Paolini worked hard on this book and your flushing it down the toilet!(literaly) why did the guy in that stupid picture with the tie even bother buying eldest if he was going to just hate it. if you don't like a book, you don't buy the sequal. let someone who wants to read it buy it.
just as a final note, you people suck and should all go burn if the black, cricpy fires of hell with you eragon hating friends you @#!@*&**#$@ ergon haters you!
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From J You are seriously wack yo, I'd like you to try and write a book when your 15. If you do I aint buyin the book. I bet you couldnt write a 300 page book what up now sucker. Your IQ is 0 yo
Response ...Right. Is this a joke? I'm not sure whether I would rather it was or wasn't.
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(Citing from front page) From now on, I will be banning "impostors" from the Chatterbox for one week. I do not appreciate the childlike behavior I have been seeing displayed on there, and I'm trying to keep it under control; if you don't want to be banned from posting, then I suggest you think of your own names. I now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
From d Why am I banned? I never impersonated anyone!! You can not make accusations like that! There is no way you know who impersonated who!
Response I can see your IP address, dipshit.
(Citing from front page) Apologies if I offended anyone with my last post. I know that it isn't an excuse, but I was in a terrible mood that day and I didn't handle myself as well as I might have liked.
From d Offend me? How can a loser like you offend me? I've seen your friends in the parody videos, and it doesn't look like you are the coolest person in the world. I'd also like to say that I hate you. Sincerely, that came from the heart. You are the biggest loser in history, and had to create a site so that she can pretend the people talking there are speaking to her. Because no one else will. You should probably just kill yourself now as to not prolong the misery. You are a sad, poor excuse for a human being.
Response First off, I was referring more to any children that may have been taken aback at my language than to you personally. Secondly, aren't you the one hanging around a website you hate, talking to a webmaster you call a loser? Who does that?
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Response Wow. You're cool.
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Response And need some Ritalin.
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Response You do realize I have IP banning, don't you?
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